On…Windows Update:

I hate Windows Update. First of all, it’s like fighting a losing battle. Windows sucks anyways. But that’s not why I hate it. I hate it because I sometimes leave my laptop on overnight to let something finish running. I come down in the morning and it’s rebooted and stuck at my BIOS password prompt. And when I boot windows again, it has the nerve to tell me, “Oh, by the way, I rebooted your computer for you, in case you haven’t noticed. But there’s good news. You’re now up to date and using the most recent version of the shittiest operating system ever!”

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