First of all: How do you copyright a number? And such as huge one as 11,497,989,095,545,517,501,594,852,031,564,777,664 at that. I mean, I don’t think it’s eligable intellectual property. If it is, I call dibs on Pi.

Second: How the fuck does a number take over the internet. My front page is all about this number of magic, and I’m sure the second page is as well.

Whao.